
Donor Edition: Hell, Book & Crandell
A grumpy sunshine humorous vampire paranormal romance
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Donor Edition: Hell, Book & Crandell is a romance ebook by Michele Bardsley. It runs 96 pages and is written in English. My name is Crandell Aubert. I’m a vampire who wants to be left the hell alone. Until a woman named Honey sashays into my bookstore and brings her demon problems with her… Honey tucks flowers into her hair, wears polka-dotted dresses and cake-shaped high heels, and says things like “toodle-oo.
Description
A bloody good book. Vampire humor. Heh.
My name is Crandell Aubert. I’m a vampire who wants to be left the hell alone. Until a woman named Honey sashays into my bookstore and brings her demon problems with her…
Honey tucks flowers into her hair, wears polka-dotted dresses and cake-shaped high heels, and says things like “toodle-oo.” She’s pretty.
Wait. I mean … um, pretty annoying. Ahem.
I know from past experience that humans can’t be trusted. So why does my cold, undead heart warm every time I’m near this woman? Gramercy! I think she might be the key to unlocking my heretofore unknown romantic soul.
That is, if we manage to defeat the pesky demon who wants to enslave her for all eternity...
INCLUDES BONUS STORY! What happened to Jenny O'Halloran after she didn't get the bookstore gig? You'll find out in the bonus story A Part from You.
The Donor Edition includes: note to donors, character images, The Warrior & The Maiden short story, and Crandell & Honey coloring page. This version is only available for purchase at Michele's bookstore.
Formerly published as My Vampire Grumpy Boss. This title is part of the Broken Heart ReVamped series. It's been revised and updated for re-release in 2026.
Details
Length
96 pages
Story Length
Short story
Genre / Category
Romance
Publisher / imprint
Michele Bardsley
Audience
Adult
About the Author
Michele Bardsley
I’m a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the Broken Heart paranormal romance series and the Violetta Graves ghost mysteries. (Plus, lots of other crazy fiction.) I live in an itty bitty town in Missouri. I love zombies, all the dogs, and chocolate as dark as my heart.
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